Army says generals can substitute two-minute plank in lieu of victory in Afghanistan
None have done it so far.
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Hey, someone has to write the PowerPoint for the war.
Army mandates quarterly 'don’t invade the Capitol' training
"We’re hopeful...we can significantly reduce the number of soldiers who invade the Capitol each year."
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Army combat fitness test adopted military-wide after rousing success with soldiers
Get excited.
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Democrats pander to troops with Dodge Charger loan forgiveness plan
“The fastest way to stimulate economic growth is to put money into the hands of E4s."
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Early-warning system tells E-4s when First Sergeant is approaching
“Go figure that they managed to rig it together using duct tape, dip cans, and zip-ties.”
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Army-developed artificial intelligence asks if it’s too late to join the Air Force
“I hear that Air Force systems don’t have to boot up until 0700 or 0730 most days."
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Army holds safety stand-down to address dangers of drinking antifreeze
Officials are scrambling after soldiers at Fort Bliss rode "the blue lightning."
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Michael Flynn hired to teach un-ethics class at Army War College
“As a popular song goes, Gen. Flynn has ‘perfect imperfections,” an Army official said.
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Trump pardons Fort Hood
“You’re beautiful. We love you. Come see me at my inauguration,” the soon-to-be-former president told the guards.
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Army's new strategic plan for 2021 outlines the next 10 to 15 minutes
“Planning 10-15 minutes into the future is risky and ambitious. So, it’s an aspirational goal.”
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New 'call of duty: Field grade' game worth 90 credit hours at Army Staff College
“We actually scanned a crack team of field grades to into the game."
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Army priest leaves military for influential chaplaining job on Capitol Hill
"I think you can see the conflict of interest in having God favoring Raytheon over Boeing or Lockheed Martin.”
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Native Americans not really interested in COVID masks US Army keeps sending
“The masks are unwarranted, unwelcome, and frankly, a little suspect.”
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