Elves failing new Christmas festive test at alarming rates
Many across the North Pole see the new test as bad tidings.
Many across the North Pole see the new test as bad tidings.
Recently declassified documents detail the top secret operation
Take that, Tucker Carlson.
The ex-NSA contractor seems a little too curious, say sources in Moscow.
“It’s the last thing Russia would expect."
Sorry, but rules are rules.
This will be incredibly popular.
Yet another embarrassing setback.
This seems to be happening more frequently.
The Army gave us a few cans of dip to post this classified ad.
Soldiers will learn how to wield a waffle iron as a weapon.
Gulp.
"They came and they took it all"
This will save vets some money.
“Guess we’re not getting a pizza party this week."
Key to bringing the German government around, officials say.
The program is getting eggcellent results.
You're muted, private.
That's one way to handle it.
Lt. Gen. Minihan plans to be both Mom and Dad to defeat aggression.
The Air Force is said to be 'encouraged' by the outcome
Some people are visual learners.
A tragic end to a heartbreaking flight for freedom or beer. Or possibly both.
They also serve, who only sit and do jack.
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