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New Russian Army fitness test to include ‘drop, scream, & run’

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New Russian Army fitness test to include ‘drop, scream, & run’

MOSCOW — The Russian Army plans to modify its fitness test to include the drop, scream, and run event, sources confirmed today.

The test is said to reflect the type of actions Russian soldiers face during the War Special Military Operation in Ukraine.

The test features soldiers dropping a simulated AK-12 (Mossin-Nagants and pointy sticks will be used for "volunteers"), screaming at a decibel loud enough to warn others, and then a sprint in the direction of Moscow.

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