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ISIS threatens attack on puppy bowl

By Duffel Blog Staff
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RAQQA, Syria — The latest ISIS video to surface warns of an attack on Puppy Bowl XII.

The grainy video posted to terrorist chatrooms shows a masked militant pressing a machete against the neck of a young stray dog, warning the US of an attack on the popular, adorable annual event. A copy of the video posted to YouTube has been removed "because fuck those guys," according to a spokesman for the video streaming service.

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