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ISIS holds caliphate-wide safety stand-down after botched NYC terror attack

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ISIS holds caliphate-wide safety stand-down after botched NYC terror attack

SYRIA — ISIS is initiating a caliphate-wide safety stand-down after one of its members injured himself on Monday with his own explosive device in New York City, sources confirmed today.

“This is a chance for us to stop operations and come together as a family to figure out what we are doing wrong," said Akbar Muhammad, Director of Standardization and Training for ISIS.

What should have been a routine operation on Monday to maim innocent civilians instead turned into another embarrassing stain on the caliphate’s already sullied reputation.

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