JACKSONVILLE, N.C. — Pvt. 1st Class John Hodges is totally about to make millions in the stock market, sources report.
"Stocks are so low right now I'm going to buy a bunch," Hodges said earlier today. "In a few months I'll be rich."
Barracks stock market expert totally about to make a killing
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